Don’t you hate it when the coaster sticks to glass.
Don’t you hate it when Robyn describes your life all day, e’ery day.
Don't you hate it when you accidentally make an extra double entendre.
- Guy Friends: *sext me half-naked picture*
- Me: Keep me updated with Man Candy Monday; it's hard to go 4 months straight without seeing those nips (double entendre intended)
- Guy Friends: Hah I see what you did there lmfao
- Me: Oh wait, I made two double entendres!
Don’t you hate it when you accidentally search the tag “adult” on tumblr.
Don’t you hate it when it feels like a good day, but then at the end you look back on it and you’re like, “Wait… not really.”
Don’t you hate it when everybody is having a bad day.
Don’t you hate it when they don’t make tight-fitting t-shirts like they used to.
Don’t you hate it when your life is turning to shambles.
Don’t you hate it when they kill off another fucking main character.
Don’t you hate it when you can’t decide which lyrics to post because the entire song describes how you feel about someone.